The Dazed Mug


Only 200 ever made. Get yours now before they're gone forever.

Beep beep beep beep. Beep. You smack that damn alarm clock and struggle with the morning light, barely able to open your eyes. What day is it? Why isn’t it the weekend? Nothing understands the pain of your daily grind like this mug. Grumpy on one side, blissfully dazed on the other, hilarious all around. Perfectly balanced.

Show everyone that you believe in taking a stand for what’s right for your country. Our fearless mood mugs, which speak volumes about you and who you are, are the perfect way to say, “I give a damn.”

  • Ah, ’tis but a mug after all. One for the classics, this Porcelain mug enjoys the simple things in life. A hot bath, a warm drink, a happy snuggle. You’ll gently fall asleep in the safe serenity of its secure embrace. They’ll write sonnets to your legacy. You get the picture, this mug’s a keeper.
  • Fully dishwasher and microwave safe as all good things should be.
  • Make sure you go vote on November 3, 2020. Our country’s future literally counts on you.

We are not afraid of taking a stand. We want to help the people you love to increase the impact they can make. Therefore, we donate 5% of our profits from each sale to political candidates that support an America for everyone.